Eat Hot Meals, Sleep In, and Relax—At This Grown-Up Summer Camp in Poughquag, NY!
Plus, Enter to Win a FREE Week Below 🎉🏕️🎟️
Ever wish you could swap chaotic carpool runs, endless snack requests, and screen-time battles for a week of pure relaxation and fun? Well, hold onto your sunhats because we’re thrilled to announce the launch of Macaroni KID’s first-ever Mom-Only Summer Camp! 🎉
That’s right—no kids allowed at this exclusive retreat designed just for moms. We know that summers are all about making memories with the kids, but let’s be real: moms need a break, too. Our camp is your chance to recharge, reconnect, and remember what it’s like to eat a meal while it’s still hot.
What to Expect at Parent-Only Summer Camp
📍 Location: A top-secret lakeside retreat (far, far away from “Mom, I’m bored!”)
🛏 Accommodations: Cozy cabins with zero LEGO pieces on the floor
🍹 Dining: Gourmet meals you didn’t have to cook (or cut into tiny pieces)
🚫 No Responsibilities: No laundry, no dishes, and no one asking, “What’s for dinner?”
Daily Schedule of Pure Bliss
- Morning Meditation & Mimosas – Because mindfulness pairs well with brunch.
- Nap Time (For You, Not the Kids) – Finally, a mandatory nap time you’ll love.
- Silent Reading Hour – Uninterrupted book time without Baby Shark playing in the background.
- Lakeside Lounging – No need to supervise splash fights.
- Campfire Happy Hour – S'mores, wine, and stories about how much you love your kids (but also love this break).
Camp Activities (100% Kid-Free)
✔ Yoga and Stretching Classes – Undo the damage of carrying a toddler on your hip.
✔ DIY Spa Treatments – Face masks and foot massages because self-care is not a luxury, it’s a necessity.
✔ Wine & Paint Nights – Your stick figures will not be judged.
✔ Outdoor Adventures – Kayaking, hiking, or simply sitting in a chair in peace.
✔ The Sleep-In Challenge – Who can stay in bed the longest? Winner gets another nap.
How to Secure Your Spot
Spots for Mom-Only Summer Camp are expected to fill up fast—because let’s face it, every parent is dreaming of this right now! Be the first to get on the list by clicking [here] to register.
We can’t wait to welcome you to the ultimate kid-free summer escape—where the only whining you’ll hear is from a sommelier recommending the best wine pairings! 🍷
Oh, and one more thing…
APRIL FOOLS! 😆
While we wish this dream camp were real, we hope it gave you a good laugh (and maybe sparked an idea for a well-deserved getaway). In the meantime, we’ll keep sharing the best kid-friendly summer camps—because your little ones still deserve some fun too!
Happy April Fools' Day! 🎉
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